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2004 Presidential Electronic Voting Machine
Brought to you by Diebold, Inc.


Thanks for using our new electronic voting machines! This is the first year a private company is providing these machines - Diebold! When our president (a Republican donor) was selling these to Ohio, he said he was "committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president next year."

Here's years of internal company memos discussing how infallible our machines are:

Happy Voting!!!

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