And More Domestic Violence Being Shipped Abroad
Willing Neighbors See Increase In Outsourced Wife
1/6/04 - Despite mostly optimistic news coming from
the Bush administration, analysts are increasingly worried about
a growing trend: the practice of shipping domestic jobs - such as
wife beating and spanking - outside the home to willing neighbors
who gladly assume such responsibilities for very little pay.
Says one community
outsourcer, "I'm not proud of it, but I have indeed outsourced
my wife beating. I've cleared everything with the IRS though. I'd
rather continue drinking bud and enjoying the game rather than having
to constantly interrupt to smack my wife around. Now when I'm relaxing
don't even hear her anymore. My buddy Joe down the block does a
fine job. And he takes pride in his work. I feel pretty comfortable
right now. And my arm feels a million times better."
are increasingly concerned about what these trends mean for the
long term economy. "This is a dangerous trend we're seeing,
with long term-repercussions that are really going to hurt the average
American worker. Beating other people's wives may be cost-efficient,
but it's seriously questionable ethical behavior. Everyone knows
a man only has the right to beat his own wife."