Freddy Vs. Jason 5/5 Stars
A semi-regular movie review from the staff at Humor Is Dead

8/21/03 - This movie was full of crazy plot turns and was scary as fuck. The best thing about it was that Freddie and Jason, in a final battle for lame teen movie stardom, both ended up dead...until the next sequel anyway!

Something is amiss in Butteville, Indiana, as Freddie Prinze Jr., in a bout to take revenge on the small town, secretly scrambles everyone's television so that nothing but re-runs of I Know What You Did Last Summer and I Still Know What You Did Last Summer are broadcast. Between each airing, trailers for the upcoming Scooby Doo Two further terrorize the hapless community.

Seeing his star profile falling, Jason Biggs enlists the help of evil Puppet Master Rupert Murdoch to introduce satellite television to Butteville at extremely cheap rates. In exchange for Biggs' soul, Murdoch agrees to broadcast all three American Pie installments continuously on every satellite channel.

Eventually, Freddie and Jason decide to settle their differences by having each of their girlfriends, Sarah Michele Gellar and Niki Ziering, wrestle each other naked in a vat of jello in a fierce battle for airtime and high ratings.

In the end, Freddie and Jason end up jumping in the vat of jello and having a wild foursome, allowing the embittered former teen phenom Kirk Cameron to slip in unseen and kill them all.

I tell you - this was one fuckin great flick!