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"Our brave Jessie faces evil, says a prayer for God and
America, and then ... STAB! ... Jessie single-handedly defeats
the evil dragon with a fatal blow to the neck!," reads
Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz from a once-shelved
script from their 'Project
for a New American Century' screenplay, which would still
be collecting dust had it not been for "another
Pearl Harbor". While Wolfowitz dictates the plot
to the cheers and applause of the sheeple, Secretary of Defense
Donald Rumsfeld leverages his day job skills to work both
sides of the fable.
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Rumsfeld,
Wolfowitz Score Big Crowds And Obstruct View With Brilliantly Scripted
Marionette Show
Without Deviating Far From Duties at Pentagon, 'Jessie
Lynch vs. The Ragged Dragon' Appeals to Children and Child-Minded
Adults Alike
11/16/03 - On the grounds of Arlington National Cemetery,
blocking the view of a funeral not being attended by the President,
top Pentagon officials present 'Jessie Lynch vs. The Ragged Dragon',
the latest chapter from their meticulously written and "a war
winning" screenplay 'Project for a New American Century'.
It's the latest
from PNAC,
the ideological production company that has dominated the global
scene since their late-2000 debut entitled 'Election
2000'
Following the
show, Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz went to great lengths to thank everyone
involved in making PNAC the force that it is today, including
the
Federalist Society, Leo
Strauss, the media oligarchy, a society of numbed idiots, black
box voting, and of course, all those bombs that help spread
democracy.
In a related
story, the administration
works feverishly in the editing room in preparation for the release
of the much anticipated remake of 9/11, their first large scale
script rework since last
spring's "directors cut" of 'Iraq UN Report'.
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