Threaten Themselves With Consumption©
by Slim Jim®
3/26/04 - "I'd Like To Order
Dessert Now" (TM) and other similar language has been ruled
a threat to its speakers, is considered obscene language, and is
now banned from US restaurants carrying freedom fries.
news, McDonald's was fined by the EU® for bundling proprietary
desserts with "Happy Meals". In a statement issued by
the EU®, they have subjected the royal arches to change their
wording to "Meals That May Or May Not Lead To Satisfaction"
((TM) pending). A Supreme Court Judge ruling the case (who has asked
to remain anonymous) was quoted, "God's Will Be Done".
After converting from the polygamist Moron tradition, the judge
recently declared himself a "far right" born-again Christian,
but "not quite a Protestant".
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