"Well, it could have been much worse," said bystander Jenny
Whatever of nearby Badger Heights. "The 'W' or the 'M' could
have killed them on the spot."
Wal*Mart, the hu-fuckin-mungous discount retailer that employs hundreds
of thousands of non-unionized Americans and reported revenues of nearly
$260 billion for fiscal year ending 1/31/04, could not be reached
for comment, although a search party has been organized to find their
headquarters in Bentonville, AK.