Warren Buffett, sitting in his office at Kiewit Plaza in Omaha, displays "the whistle", the trophy to be handed out with a reported $100 million in total cash prizes to this year's top 100 entries in his Whistleblower Awards Contest. The old loon may in fact be onto something rather profound, with ramifications that could forever fully realize the dream of a completely free and utopian civilization.

Warren Buffett Offers Up $100 Million In Whistleblowing Prize Money
Sage of Omaha "Just Hopes To Get Everything Straightened Out, Once And For All"

7/25/03 - With government, commerce, and most of society on the brink of complete ethical meltdown, billionaire Warren Buffett has announced a multi-million dollar "Whistleblowing Award" prize, to be shared by the top 100 submissions as selected by Buffett himself. With a ceremony planned for the internationally renowned financial mecca known as Omaha, Nebraska in the fall, the intention, per Buffett, is to simply "expose all truths."

"Let's cut the crap gentleman. Ante up," said Buffett in a brief statement.

Buffett has offered up $100 million in his own money for what he hopes could continue on as an annual awards program. The incentive program is in no way associated with the National Whistleblower Center, which per its own obscurity has rendered it ineffective.

Journalists like Greg Palast and Robert Fisk, and filmmaker Michael Moore are expected to fair very well in Buffett's contest. The same can be said for the 40,000 members of the International Association of Administrative Professionals. Meanwhile. On another front, most former Bush Administration officials have fled to Canada, knowing SARS and Mad Cow Disease are far less dangerous then the US Government.

"Whistleblower Park", as it has already been dubbed, is being planned for land adjacent to the Berkshire Hathaway headquarters located just west of Omaha, yah, Omaha of all places. Designers plan a 80 foot tall black slate whistle to serve as a centerpiece for the park, inscribed with winners of whistleblowing awards. Next to that park will be "Comeuppance Park" for those singled out.

In related news, Warren Buffett, nor Berkshire Hathaway, have any plans to hand out webmaster awards at anytime in the foreseeable future.