WHAT!?


2007 HID

has found himself at the center of the attention, because he didn't refresh the page after reading it.


- As reported earlier, was said to have been harboring these feelings , based on . Last night saw the aftermath of the word getting out.

"He was ," according to fellow resident ." told me of his secret just prior to his public announcement, and then to my ."

Soon thereafter and took to the streets in protest. were called in to , which seems to have .

Asked of the outcome, witness said, "As with everything in life, sometimes you , and sometimes ."

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